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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 04:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Deals for Today: The Latest MacBook Air is Already Discounted, Cheap Controllers, and Big Savings on Father’s Day Gifts - IGN

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Webb telescope detects water vapor on a planet outside the solar system smaller than Neptune - Earth.com

No way

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Still no good.

Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do Indian guys love Russian girls?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

New COVID variant could come with extremely painful symptom - PennLive.com

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

No, not a chance